Above the Clouds

Outback Pub

Today's remote office comes with local beer and live music.

However, the singer in this pub seems to like all of the following:

• Methamphetamine
• Small towns
• Bologna
• Rock n Roll
• Tobacco
• Dollar General
• Whisky
• Pinball
• Whores
• His mama
• His wife
• America
• Jesus
• Your eyes

A Road Less Traveled

Lake in the Road

Sign: Lake ahead.

Sign: Flooded area ahead.

GPS: In a quarter mile, make a u-turn.

Winding

As I wind through the Ozarks, I wish I had a navigation app that would call out the upcoming curves and hazards like a rally car navigator. Traveling at the posted speed limit is often much faster than reasonable and prudent.